In my humble opinion, Idris Elba is quite possibly one of the most beautiful men to ever walk the face of the Earth. I dare you to disagree with me.
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Born in London, England, Mr. Elba is a talented actor, musician and DJ. He has played many roles on TV and the big screen, including Detective John Luther on the BBC show Luther, and Russell "Stringer" Bell on HBO's The Wire. And ladies, as of a few months ago he is SINGLE. Heyyyyyy... ;-)
Someone posted a link to Idris' most recent photo shoot on Facebook, and once I was done drooling I knew I had to share with my lovely readers. After all, it'd be rude to keep him all to myself.
Click here to see more hot pictures from the shoot.
I am so excited to get this section of my blog up and running! I love talking about dating and relationships, though not necessarily the act of dating itself, so these posts make perfect sense for me!
Our first story comes from a 24 year old named Serena shared on Bustle:
"I was on a Tinder date with a guy who had completely lied about himself, so I was already annoyed. The bar we were at was having a trivia night; since we entered a round late, we came in last place. At this bar, the losing team (us) and the winning team (a couple on a legit good first date) had to participate in a 'physical challenge.' The announcer made me and the other girl blindfold our partners, and then he handed us gigantic cucumbers covered in peanut butter. He told our partners that they had to lick off all the peanut butter in order to win. Since I hated the guy so much for lying about himself and getting me into this situation, I was maybe (a lot) rougher with the cucumber than I should have been. At one point, I basically shoved it into his mouth to get it over with, and he immediately knocked it out of my hand. It rolled under a pinball machine and we were disqualified. I stayed for 20 more mortifying minutes before faking a work emergency."
So if you've been living under a rock for the past couple of years and have no idea what Tinder is, it's a dating app you can download on your smartphone. You put in your search criteria (preferred gender, location and age) and the app sends you a bunch of profiles to review. Swipe right if you like what you see, swipe left if you don't. If you both swipe right, you get a cutesy message saying you're a match and you're free to communicate within the app to learn more about each other.
It's not clear from Serena's story how much contact she had with her date prior to meeting up, or what exactly he lied about. However, here are 3 lessons I learned from her story:
Lesson Learned #1: Do Your Homework
When I meet a guy online, I have to know more about him than he's already told me. So when we talk on the phone or meet up, and the conversation (hopefully) begins to flow, he's pretty much confirming what I already know. Yeah, it may defeat the purpose of the conversation itself, but at least I know I'm talking to the dude in the profile pic.
The easiest place to start is Facebook, since most everyone has a profile. Some dating sites, including Tinder, are even linked to Facebook and you can see who your mutual friends are which makes stalking researching your potential date even easier. If you have mutual friends, don't be afraid to ask them about him. Check out his pictures and make sure there's no one around who looks like they could possibly be his girlfriend/wife/significant other. Make sure he looks the same in ALL of his pictures - I almost went on a Tinder date with a guy who looked different in every single picture he had posted. Notice I said "ALMOST". I need to know what I'm walking into! Be on the lookout for fake profiles that seem too good to be true. Catfish, anyone? Umm...no thanks.
By the time you find his Facebook profile, you'll likely have his full name so then you can move on to LinkedIn to confirm his professional life. Google him, search his name in the sex offender registry and your state's Department of Corrections (DOC) website. Most DOCs have a database you can search for both past and present inmates. I'm serious, I have used all of these easily accessible and free online resources to research a potential date, and as a result I've avoided a potentially dangerous situation on more than one occasion. Like the time some guy emailed me on Match on behalf of his friend who was so shy he just couldn't email me himself (red flag #1). The guy gave me just enough information to find out that his "friend" had spent time in prison for multiple sexual offenses. I promptly deleted his emails, blocked his profile and kept it moving. #byefelipe
Lesson Learned #2: First Dates Don't Have To Be Adventurous
Granted, trivia night isn't exactly adventurous under normal circumstances. But if you're on a first date with a guy you barely know, it could turn out to be pretty awkward as it was for Serena. A dinner date may seem cliché, but it gives you an opportunity to talk to the guy over a somewhat limited period of time and if you're not feeling it you can leave after dessert...if it even gets that far. If things go great, you can continue chatting over drinks or head to a movie. Save the adventurous stuff for the second date when you have a better idea of who you're hanging out with.
The other great thing about a dinner date is you'll get to see how he treats the wait staff. This is huge for me. If he's disrespectful to them, you'll know he's that kind of guy. No matter how sweet he may be to you on that first date, he'll probably end up talking to you the same way eventually. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Lesson Learned #3: Be Honest With Yourself...And Him
I'll admit this is a tough one for me. I don't like to hurt anyone's feelings. I mean really, who does?? But if things are obviously not going well, it's best to be honest rather than prolong the agony. Why suffer through the embarrassment and awkwardness a minute longer than you have to? First dates are awkward enough! You don't have to be mean about it, but say something along the lines of "Hmm...this isn't going so well, is it?" Maybe get a to-go box and cut your losses. Another reason why dinner is the best option for a first date.
Several years ago I was on a first date with a guy who spent most of the evening telling me how his wife had cheated on him with his best friend. By the way, don't talk about how your ex done did you wrong on the first date. It's not cute. Like, not at all. Anyway, I was not feeling him but I didn't know how to express it. So when the conversation began to dwindle, I pulled my phone out and started checking Facebook, emails...whatever just to let him know I had tuned out. I never heard from him again. Probably not the best way to handle it but mission accomplished regardless.
Any other suggestions for how Serena's date could have gone better? Comment below and let a sista know!
I have yet to meet anyone that sincerely enjoys dating. I'm not talking about comfortable dating once you've fallen head over heels in love with your perfect match. I'm talking about the dreaded first, second, maybe even third dates. Whether it's a blind date, a Tinder date, or you decided to live dangerously and date a work colleague (NOT a good idea), that first date is the stuff nightmares are made of. What should I wear? Should I wear my hear up or down? Straight or curly? Should I order a salad so he doesn't think I eat too much? Will he expect me to pay? What will we talk about? What if I don't like him?! The pressure can be overwhelming!
So in an effort to alleviate that stress, I figured I'd take the time to look on the more humorous side of dating. I'll pick one hilarious dating story each week, either from online or my own experience, and after having a good chuckle perhaps I'll analyze what went wrong and what could have been done differently to make the experience more enjoyable for all involved.
If you'd like to have your hilarious/disastrous dating experience featured, email me at charlotte@mslawrencewrites.com.
A little over a week ago, I was headed to pick up my son form his dad's house for some mommy/son time...and this ish right here happened. My first fender bender where I was at least partially to blame. I don't really want to get into the details of how it happened since the insurance companies are still investigating in order to make a decision as to liability. However, I will say that after this accident, I'll just go ahead and sit in traffic from now on. Getting to my destination a few minutes earlier just isn't worth the deductible and more importantly, risking my life.
Thankfully, my kids were not in the car when this happened. I can still remember the sound and feel of the impact, so I can only imagine the lingering effects this experience would have had on them. It happened so quickly. I literally did not see him coming. Just another reminder of how quickly life can be taken away with absolutely no warning. So hug your kids and your loved ones and tell them you love them at every opportunity, because you never know when it will be your last...
At the tender age of 21, I got married to a man I truly believed was my best friend. I didn't have a traditional wedding with my family and friends there to witness what should have been the most special day of my life. No maid of honor, no best man, no bridesmaids or cute little flower girls. I didn't even have my dad walk me down the aisle. It was just the bride, the groom and the minister.
Looking back on that day, I wish I had done things differently. I was never the kind of girl to dream about a fairytale wedding, which is probably why mine went down the way it did. But these days, it seems all I can think about is how I would do things if I ever have the chance to walk down the aisle a second time. I'll hear a song and think, wow that would be an amazing first dance song...
Or wow, I could totally imagine myself walking down the aisle to this one...
Yeah, OK I'm kind of a John Legend fan!
And I may or may not have a secret Pinterest board to store all of my wedding planning ideas......oh come on, I know I'm not the only one!
When my marriage ended, I spent a lot of time looking for love in the wrong places. I had felt unloved and unwanted for so long that I was just yearning for a man to validate me. Getting married again equated to being controlled again, so a wedding was the furthest thing from my mind.
But as time went on and my emotional wounds healed, I began yearning for the real deal. I began thinking about and praying for my soulmate. That one man who gets me completely. We can express ourselves with a simple glance, and finish each other's sentences. He gives me the space to be me, even though we are one. My protector, my comfort, my shoulder to lean on in uncertain times. In essence, he is my best friend.
For a long time, I kept these thoughts to myself, sharing them only with God in my prayer time; letting Him know I'm ready whenever He is. The featured scripture for my devotional over the weekend was Habakkuk 2:2, which encourages us to "write the vision and make it plain..." It's OK to dream, to wish, to hope, even to have secret Pinterest boards and to have faith that you will receive your happy ending.
If Facebook is anything to go by, at least two couples get engaged or married every week. And don't get me started on the new babies! There was a time when I would get frustrated, wondering why they were getting the blessing I had been praying so earnestly for. That sounds so selfish of me now. However, over the past several years, I have learned not to envy what others have. I have accepted that my time is coming. Rather than be envious, I have chosen to use this time to prepare for what is to come. Because my next walk down the aisle will certainly be my last.
I do believe I have already met my soulmate. And when the time is right, John Legend will serenade us through our fairytale wedding and into the rest of our lives together. Until then, I'll keep on pinning and praying. I encourage you to do the same for whatever your heart's desire may be. Dare to dream!!
Hey! I'm Charlotte, a thirty-something year old, single mother of two preteens who keep me on my toes! I am also a survivor of domestic abuse and adultery in the context of a marriage. I have spent the past several years rebuilding my life and using my experiences to educate and encourage others. I would love to connect with you on social media - check out the links in the Follow Me section above, and don't forget to subscribe to the blog for the latest updates!
